— Shadowhunters (@ShadowhuntersTV) May 16, 2018
As Taylor Swift sings on "Big Reputation": "They're burning all the witches even if you aren't one, so light me up..." Sorry you guys, I'm writing this as I watch the 2-hour Spring finale and you know that I'm going into this full o' snark because the sheer length of it. Go ahead and light me up. Oy.
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Mama Lillith brings back Maureen/Heidi from the Praetor Lupus in an attempt to capture Simon. And in the WTH moment of the episode, Clary, now a full-fledged necromancer, volunteers to bring back Valentine in an attempt to spare her life. FrankenVal roars to life. As usual, FrankenVal bargains to speak only to Clary. Clary gets FrankenDaddy to confess that he did summon Lillith because her blood, as the Mama of all Demons, is potent, and that he injected it into Jonathan when he was in utero. Dun dun dun dun.
Crazy Heidi duct tapes and ties up Simon's mom and sister, and we have our weird moment of epi, where Simon's mom, in a lawyer-ly way, bargains with crazycakes. Simon, of course, goes crazy when Heidi slits open his sister's throat. And we have the paper cut moment of the show. We do all remember that from Twilight, don't we?
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In the That's Hot Moment (pardon all the burning metaphors--LOL!) of the night, Magnus and Lorenzo duel it out, warlock style. And it's ominous and hot all at once.
No arguments here, Lorenzo's ego is superior. 😏— Shadowhunters (@ShadowhuntersTV) May 17, 2018
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In the last minutes of the show, we find out that Valentine is on the loose. His Circle members are free. In a last ditch attempt to help Jace, Magnus is going to attempt to contact his Father. Simon didn't kill his sister thanks to Izzy interrupting his feeding frenzy. Clary draws a rune and is about to escape with BigBadFrankenDaddy. Except, she fools him with by activating a rune on him, which kills him. We find out that the executioner who first stabbed Valentine is none other than dun dun dun dune, JACE. He utters, "My Queen needs Valentine's flesh and your heart. "
And I'm ready to move on to the final episode, "We're coming after you, this is the huuuuuuuuuuuuunt." May the Angel help me.
FINAL COUNTS
Total Eyerolls: A good dozen
Ewww Moments: 2
Hot Moments: 1
Dun Dun Dun Dun Moments; 2
Stealing Another Shows Feels: 1
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